{"product_id":"future-spouse-priority-guide-dating-humor-tee","title":"Future Spouse T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eFuture Spouse Priority Guide — because apparently “height” made the list, but “can communicate like an adult” is still under review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eA black text-based graphic tee featuring a mock priority chart for choosing a future spouse. The design ranks qualities like personality, humour, kindness, and height in a clean minimalist layout with a dry dating-humour edge. It is simple, sharp, and easy to wear — ideal for anyone who enjoys relationship jokes, awkward standards, modern dating commentary, and tees that say the quiet part with suspiciously tidy formatting.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you’ll like it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Clean “Future Spouse Priority Guide” chart design\u003cbr\u003e• Dry dating humour with a smart, minimalist layout\u003cbr\u003e• Black tee base keeps the white graphic sharp and easy to style\u003cbr\u003e• Great for casual outfits, date-night irony, social events, and everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Funny without being loud, crude, or overdesigned\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit \u0026amp; feel\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Soft, lightweight unisex fit\u003cbr\u003e• Classic crew neck style\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable for everyday wear\u003cbr\u003e• Easy to pair with jeans, joggers, shorts, overshirts, or jackets\u003cbr\u003e• Designed to suit most body shapes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it’s for\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• Fans of relationship humour and dating jokes\u003cbr\u003e• People who enjoy clean chart-style graphic tees\u003cbr\u003e• Singles, couples, romantics, sceptics, and professional over-analysers\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone who likes minimalist text designs with a witty edge\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for those with standards, spreadsheets, or both\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003ePrinted on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, eco-friendly delivery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel\u003cbr\u003e• Fabric weight: approx. 4.5 oz\/yd² \/ 153 g\/m²\u003cbr\u003e• Tubular construction with no side seams for a smooth fit\u003cbr\u003e• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to help retain shape\u003cbr\u003e• DTG front print for sharp detail and long-lasting colour\u003cbr\u003e• Pearlized tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e• Machine washable: cold cycle, inside-out recommended\u003cbr\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e• Tumble dry on low heat\u003cbr\u003e• Iron on low heat if needed, avoiding the printed area\u003cbr\u003e• Available in multiple sizes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003eMoiratek — minimalist graphic tees for thinkers, overthinkers, and anyone who likes their clothing with a little more meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":57455197094220,"sku":"21496108917919472317","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":57455197126988,"sku":"30184284917094406656","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":57455197159756,"sku":"11496411155375819073","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":57455197192524,"sku":"31212749542990271919","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":57455197225292,"sku":"11364843539435153539","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ S","offer_id":57455197258060,"sku":"35291767584004904322","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":57455197290828,"sku":"26711604722840470462","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":57455197323596,"sku":"25163854350637901534","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":57455197356364,"sku":"33834854928221548235","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":57455197389132,"sku":"33494728967671347156","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":57455197421900,"sku":"87084432108636222479","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ M","offer_id":57455197454668,"sku":"46199056500412072152","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":57455197487436,"sku":"72755035322610711251","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":57455197520204,"sku":"12149155776592126461","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":57455197552972,"sku":"27593607961541778423","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":57455197585740,"sku":"22492313393845549528","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":57455197618508,"sku":"23902055995613118435","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ L","offer_id":57455197651276,"sku":"10039685659571893891","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":57455197684044,"sku":"21934724695381297508","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":57455197716812,"sku":"26331440060653540968","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":57455197749580,"sku":"23700479534756200214","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":57455197782348,"sku":"28418885103661133750","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":57455197815116,"sku":"14134636198593085417","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ XL","offer_id":57455197847884,"sku":"58070041916306352262","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455197880652,"sku":"30624844517646818022","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455197913420,"sku":"14149532939664383509","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455197946188,"sku":"20925004252211785135","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455197978956,"sku":"24723513989823711798","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455198011724,"sku":"19962566883085351224","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":57455198044492,"sku":"26073869164126949128","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198077260,"sku":"19477106758641182036","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198110028,"sku":"22936806092843504351","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198142796,"sku":"20867854321240575950","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198175564,"sku":"29452993247356728505","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198208332,"sku":"30716944092521849084","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":57455198241100,"sku":"20422044036899492876","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1000\/3434\/7340\/files\/Future_Spouse_Priority_Guide_T-Shirt_Black.jpg?v=1778177981","url":"https:\/\/moiratek.com\/products\/future-spouse-priority-guide-dating-humor-tee","provider":"Moiratek","version":"1.0","type":"link"}