Altschmerz – Minimalist Psychology Tee
Altschmerz – Minimalist Psychology Tee
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Altschmerz — “Weariness with the same old issues you’ve always had.”
A clean, minimalist tee for anyone who knows the weight of familiar problems. The therapist’s desk, hanging light, and subtle “Next Patient” detail turn a simple visual into a wry nod at emotional fatigue — the kind that cycles, repeats, and settles into the background of everyday life.
Why you’ll like it
• Minimalist white line art on black – calm, balanced, instantly readable
• Clever “Altschmerz” title paired with the definition-style line “Weariness with the same old issues you’ve always had.”
• A thoughtful conversation starter for psychology fans, introverts, and anyone who deals with the same recurring patterns
• Works with jeans, joggers, or layered under an overshirt for a clean, understated look
Fit & feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel 64000
• Unisex fit – designed to sit comfortably on most body shapes
• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
• Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help it maintain shape wash after wash
• DTG front print for sharp detail and long-lasting colour
Who it’s for
• Psychology students, therapists and anyone who studies emotional cycles
• People who appreciate rare-word concepts with depth and quiet honesty
• Introverts who prefer subtle, symbolic graphics over loud statements
• A smart, knowing gift for friends who say, “Same problems, different year.”
Printed on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, more eco-friendly delivery.
Product details
• Fabric weight: approx. 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Tear-away label for comfort
• Machine washable: cold cycle, inside-out
• Available in sizes S–3XL (check size guide for exact measurements)
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Size Guide
Chest Width (laid flat):
S — 18” (46 cm)
M — 20” (51 cm)
L — 22” (56 cm)
XL — 24” (61 cm)
2XL — 26” (66 cm)
3XL — 28” (71 cm)
Body Length:
S — 28” (71 cm)
M — 29” (74 cm)
L — 30” (76 cm)
XL — 31” (79 cm)
2XL — 32” (81 cm)
3XL — 33” (84 cm)
Sleeve Length:
S — 15.75” (40 cm)
M — 17” (43 cm)
L — 18.25” (46 cm)
XL — 19.5” (49 cm)
2XL — 20.75” (53 cm)
3XL — 22” (56 cm)