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Altschmerz – Minimalist Psychology Tee

Altschmerz – Minimalist Psychology Tee

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Altschmerz — “Weariness with the same old issues you’ve always had.”

A clean, minimalist tee for anyone who knows the weight of familiar problems. The therapist’s desk, hanging light, and subtle “Next Patient” detail turn a simple visual into a wry nod at emotional fatigue — the kind that cycles, repeats, and settles into the background of everyday life.

Why you’ll like it

• Minimalist white line art on black – calm, balanced, instantly readable

• Clever “Altschmerz” title paired with the definition-style line “Weariness with the same old issues you’ve always had.”

• A thoughtful conversation starter for psychology fans, introverts, and anyone who deals with the same recurring patterns

• Works with jeans, joggers, or layered under an overshirt for a clean, understated look

Fit & feel

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel 64000

• Unisex fit – designed to sit comfortably on most body shapes

• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette

• Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help it maintain shape wash after wash

• DTG front print for sharp detail and long-lasting colour

Who it’s for

• Psychology students, therapists and anyone who studies emotional cycles

• People who appreciate rare-word concepts with depth and quiet honesty

• Introverts who prefer subtle, symbolic graphics over loud statements

• A smart, knowing gift for friends who say, “Same problems, different year.”

Printed on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, more eco-friendly delivery.

Product details

• Fabric weight: approx. 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Tear-away label for comfort

• Machine washable: cold cycle, inside-out

• Available in sizes S–3XL (check size guide for exact measurements)

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Size Guide

Chest Width (laid flat):

S — 18” (46 cm)

M — 20” (51 cm)

L — 22” (56 cm)

XL — 24” (61 cm)

2XL — 26” (66 cm)

3XL — 28” (71 cm)


Body Length:

S — 28” (71 cm)

M — 29” (74 cm)

L — 30” (76 cm)

XL — 31” (79 cm)

2XL — 32” (81 cm)

3XL — 33” (84 cm)


Sleeve Length:

S — 15.75” (40 cm)

M — 17” (43 cm)

L — 18.25” (46 cm)

XL — 19.5” (49 cm)

2XL — 20.75” (53 cm)

3XL — 22” (56 cm)