Buridan’s Ass – Minimalist Philosophy Tee

Buridan’s Ass — “Starved by indecision.”

A clean, minimalist tee inspired by the classic philosophical paradox: a donkey caught perfectly between two identical choices, unable to decide — and suffering for it. The simple silhouette and centre-line graphic capture the dilemma perfectly. A sharp, relatable design for deep thinkers, chronic over-analyzers and anyone who’s ever been stuck between two equally tempting options.

Why you’ll like it

• Minimalist white line art on black – crisp, modern, instantly readable

• Clever “Buridan’s Ass” title paired with the line “Starved by indecision.”

• A thoughtful conversation starter for philosophers, psychology lovers and indecisive souls alike

• Works effortlessly with jeans, joggers, or layered under an overshirt for a clean, understated look

Fit & feel

• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel 64000

• Unisex fit – designed to sit comfortably on most body shapes

• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette

• Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to help it keep its shape wash after wash

• DTG front print for sharp detail and long-lasting colour

Who it’s for

• Philosophers, rational thinkers and lovers of classic paradoxes

• Anyone who struggles to make decisions — big or small

• People who appreciate subtle humour wrapped in intellectual concepts

• A thoughtful gift for friends who say “I can’t pick — they’re both the same.”

Printed on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, more eco-friendly delivery.

Product details

• Fabric weight: approx. 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

• Tear-away label for comfort

• Machine washable: cold cycle, inside-out

• Available in sizes S–3XL (check size guide for exact measurements)