Help – Surreal Retro Illustration Tee
Help – Surreal Retro Illustration Tee
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HELP — when you’re screaming on the inside but keeping it together on the outside.
This tee features a surreal, vintage-style anatomical mouth illustration exploding with chaotic linework — a visual metaphor for internal overwhelm delivered in clean black-and-white ink. The stark “HELP” headline adds humour, honesty, and a dose of existential commentary. It’s bold, expressive, and instantly relatable to anyone who balances composure with quiet chaos.
Why you’ll like it
• Striking retro anatomical illustration with expressive line detail
• Minimal colour palette for a clean, high-impact look
• A perfect blend of humour, honesty, and surreal commentary
• Easy to style with monochrome outfits or layered streetwear
Fit & feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Gildan 64000)
• Unisex fit — comfortable for most body types
• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a smooth drape
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for lasting structure
Who it’s for
• Fans of surreal or expressive artwork
• Anyone who relates to internal chaos disguised as calm
• Lovers of retro scientific illustration and monochrome design
• People who enjoy humour with an existential twist
Printed on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, eco-friendly delivery.
Product details
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Yarn: 100% ring-spun cotton
• DTG front print with optional DTF labels
• Tear-away label
• Oeko-Tex certified materials
• Sizes S–3XL
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Size Guide
Chest Width (laid flat):
S — 18” (46 cm)
M — 20” (51 cm)
L — 22” (56 cm)
XL — 24” (61 cm)
2XL — 26” (66 cm)
3XL — 28” (71 cm)
Body Length:
S — 28” (71 cm)
M — 29” (74 cm)
L — 30” (76 cm)
XL — 31” (79 cm)
2XL — 32” (81 cm)
3XL — 33” (84 cm)
Sleeve Length:
S — 15.75” (40 cm)
M — 17” (43 cm)
L — 18.25” (46 cm)
XL — 19.5” (49 cm)
2XL — 20.75” (53 cm)
3XL — 22” (56 cm)