Smells Like Midlife Crisis Regret Tour 2024 Satire Tee
Smells Like Midlife Crisis Regret Tour 2024 Satire Tee
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Midlife crisis — now on tour. Regret included.
This tee puts a tongue-in-cheek spin on the classic “band tour” poster, swapping guitars and smoke for barbecues, burnout and questionable life choices. It’s a perfect blend of self-awareness and satire, designed for anyone who’s ever stared into a grill and wondered where the years went. A clean, vintage-style print that delivers humour without shouting for attention.
Why you’ll like it
• Clever parody design styled like a retro tour graphic
• Subtle, warm ink colour that pops on black without being loud
• A funny, self-aware tee that’s easy to wear and even easier to relate to
• Great for birthdays, nights out, or anyone embracing chaos with style
Fit & feel
• 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (Gildan 64000)
• Unisex fit — comfortable on most body shapes
• Tubular construction (no side seams) for a smoother look
• Ribbed collar with shoulder taping to maintain shape
Who it’s for
• Anyone navigating a midlife plot twist
• Fans of subtle humour and vintage-style graphics
• People who love parody tees that stay stylish, not silly
• Those who enjoy a laugh without over-the-top prints
Printed on demand and fulfilled from the nearest production partner to your location for faster, eco-friendly delivery.
Product details
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Yarn: 100% ring-spun cotton
• DTG front print with optional DTF labels
• Tear-away label
• Oeko-Tex certified materials
• Sizes S–3XL
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Size Guide
Chest Width (laid flat):
S — 18” (46 cm)
M — 20” (51 cm)
L — 22” (56 cm)
XL — 24” (61 cm)
2XL — 26” (66 cm)
3XL — 28” (71 cm)
Body Length:
S — 28” (71 cm)
M — 29” (74 cm)
L — 30” (76 cm)
XL — 31” (79 cm)
2XL — 32” (81 cm)
3XL — 33” (84 cm)
Sleeve Length:
S — 15.75” (40 cm)
M — 17” (43 cm)
L — 18.25” (46 cm)
XL — 19.5” (49 cm)
2XL — 20.75” (53 cm)
3XL — 22” (56 cm)